…hope I wasn’t the first to think of this

Just found this in a closet I was cleaning!

It’s expired, but fortunately, I haven’t repealed Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell in my household.

In regards to beer.

As stated in the No Beer Left Behind Act of 2011.

Which I am blatantly in violation of by forgetting about said case of beer.

But fuck this government.

I didn’t vote for me.

But no matter how many times I tried to inform him of his glorious victory, my emails to chewbacca@starwars.net were never returned, so I guess i’m stuck with myself.

Making ice cubes.

Because I fucking forgot to make ice cubes.

And it’s cold outside.

And i’m pretty sure free range ice cubes are healthier than the freezer made ones.

And putting snow in my bourbon wasn’t the greatest idea I had today.

Left a tray on the steps as well, to see which will freeze faster.

You know, for science.

Phelpsclan Daily Agenda:

1) Find potential venue with extensive media coverage

2) Make inflammatory statements to attract attention

3) Have “Civil Rights” violated

4) Sue said violators (any city/county/individual that tries to restrict their protests)

5) Use money awarded from the Civil Rights Attorney’s Fees Award Act of 1976 to fund next protest

6) Repeat

Fellow Earthicans, spare us your indignation and hate. Either ignore these fucks, or mock them. Gettin’ yer Irish up (because God Hates the Irish) only encourages them to continue the scam.

And they will continue until it is no longer profitable.

Or inbreeding turns them into Super Mutants.

We’ll have to wait to see how God handles that one.

photovia

Mind. Blown.

In retrospect, I should have anticipated that buying these would force me to start every day with a most grueling decision.

I don’t like getting all stressed out in the mornings, but fortunately, breakfast cereal that is wickedly bad for you is an adequate de-stressor.