20 Second Rant About Nonmysteriousnessness

How long until the ABC network adds (for Dummies) to the title of V?

I hate myself for continuing to watch this dreck, expecting to be terrified but only suffering mild discomfort from continuous eye-rolling.

If only I could be seven again, as I was when the first series gave me nightmares.

Also: Scott Wolf. Still not buying it.