Just found this in a closet I was cleaning!

It’s expired, but fortunately, I haven’t repealed Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell in my household.

In regards to beer.

As stated in the No Beer Left Behind Act of 2011.

Which I am blatantly in violation of by forgetting about said case of beer.

But fuck this government.

I didn’t vote for me.

But no matter how many times I tried to inform him of his glorious victory, my emails to chewbacca@starwars.net were never returned, so I guess i’m stuck with myself.